Let the Pigeons make all your decisions.
Let the Pigeons make all your decisions.
Featured Products
Decision Pigeons Embroidered Dad Hat
$27.99
This classic piece features an exquisite embroidered pigeon intentionally positioned over the crown chakra, infusing the wearer with good decision making powers. This also exponentially reduces the chance a pigeon poops on you for making a poor decision. It could still happen, so this is a hat.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! The Decision Pigeons are proud of you.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! The Decision Pigeons are proud of you.
The Sunset Mug
$12.00
Drink from the chalice of knowledge. Try coffee, tea or prison toilet wine. This mug can handle anything.
• Ceramic
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Gloss finish
• Dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
Let the Pigeons Decide Fanny Pack
$39.99
Pigeons don’t carry much with them, but they don’t need lip balm and some of us do.
This fanny comes in two sizes, has a small inside pocket and adjustable straps, plus the incredibly helpful reminder to let the Pigeons decide. Simply a must-have accessory.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This fanny comes in two sizes, has a small inside pocket and adjustable straps, plus the incredibly helpful reminder to let the Pigeons decide. Simply a must-have accessory.
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) in height, 13″ (33 cm) in width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) in diameter
• Water-resistant material
• Top zipper with 2 sliders
• Small inner pocket without zipper
• Silky lining, piped inside hems
• 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulators
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Decision Pigeons Slides Black
$49.99
If you aren’t lucky enough to fly everywhere and land on whatever you want, try these.
The cushioned upper strap and textured footbed make these slides an excellent decision for daily wear.
• US Men's sizing
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The cushioned upper strap and textured footbed make these slides an excellent decision for daily wear.
• US Men's sizing
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
King Decision Pigeon Lasers Crewneck
from $60.00
Each unique, all-over printed sweatshirt is precision-cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look and bring out the intricate design. What's more, the durable fabric with a cotton-feel face and soft brushed fleece inside means that this sweatshirt is bound to become your favorite for a long time.
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), weight may vary by 2%
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components sourced from Poland
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), weight may vary by 2%
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components sourced from Poland
Decision Pigeons Slides White
$49.99
If you aren’t lucky enough to fly everywhere and land on whatever you want, try these. The cushioned upper strap and textured footbed make these slides an excellent decision for everyday wear.
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s decision time. Thankfully you have a flock of pigeons at your fingertips. Avoid conflict, they’ll decide.
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